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• If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable. -- George Ade
• Milkmen deliver twice a week.
• What a big gap there is between advice and help.
• What is the difference between method and device? A method is a device which you use twice.
  -- Quoted by George Polya...
• If it were not for the presents, an elopment would be preferable.
  -- George Ade, "Forty Modern Fable...
• Few people think more than two or three times a yea
  I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week....
• After being turned down by numerous publishers, he decided to write for posterity. -- George Ade
• Early to bed and early to rise, and you'll meet very few of our best people. -- George Ade
• She was a town-and-country soprano of the kind often used for augmenting grief at a funeral.
  -- George Ade (1866-1944)...