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• If there is any way to do it wrong, he will. -- Ed Murphy
• McCoy: "Stop me if I'm wrong, but do we have any way of knowing whether this is the real you?
  Martia: "I thought I would assume a pleasing shape." -- "STVI:TUC", Stardate 9523.8...
• There is no right way to do a wrong thing.
• There is no right way to do something wrong.
• If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it. -- Edward A. Murphy Jr.
• Death is Nature's way of telling you something's wrong.
• You must've hit the wrong any key.