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• Any unexpected gift of money is immediately equalled in amount by an unexpected expense.
  -- The Windfall Theorem...
• Mark's Law of Monetary Equalization: A fool and your money are soon partners.
• A fool and your money are soon partners. -- Tingler's Law of Monetary Equalizatio
• An object in motion will be heading in the wrong direction.
  Gerrold's First Law of Infernal Dynamic...
• If, in the course of several months, only three worthwhile social events take place, they will all fall on the same evening.
  -- Law of Social Dynamics (Johnson Second Law)...
• Zymurgy's First Law of Evolving System Dynamics: Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.
• Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a bigger can.
  Zymurgy's First Law of Systems Dynamic...
• The total amount of evil in any system remains constant.
  Hence, any diminution in one direction - for instance, a reduction in poverty or unemployment - is accompanied by an increase in another, e....
• Joe's Law: The business contact that you have developed at great expense is the first person to be let go in any corporate reorganization.