Johnson's Second Law: If, In The Course Of Several Months, Only Three Worthwhile Social Events Take Place, They Will All Fall On The Same Evening.

Johnson's Second Law: If, In The Course Of Several Months, Only Three Worthwhile Social Events Take Place, They Will All Fall On The Same Evening.

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Johnson's Second Law: If, in the course of several months, only
three worthwhile social events take place, they will all fall on
the same evening.

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