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• Judge: "It is the determination of this court that the prisoners are.
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• We find the defendant innocent by reason of being generally clueless.
• The Energizer Bunny was arrested! He was charged with BATTERY...
• I came. I saw. I charged it.
• I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $
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• My son is 38 and he's still trying to "find himself.
  I told him when he does it won't be such a big discovery....
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• Bob: Well, Bart...any last requests? Bart: Well, there is one, but.
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