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• What's wrong with the sketch?" "Child molestation is a touchy subject.
  "Read the papers, half the country is doing it!" "Yes, but you name names....
• Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again.
  God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again....
• I had a great time. It was like the Nuremburg Trials. -- Woody Allen, Hannah and her Siste
• If God exists, why did he allow Nazis?" "How should I know?
  I don't even know how the can opener works." -- Woody Allen, "Hannah and her Siste...
• Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again.
  God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again. -- Woody Allen, "Hannah and Her Siste...
• In America today ... we have Woody Allen, whose humor has become so sophisticated that nobody gets it any more except Mia Farrow.
  All those who think Mia Farrow should go back to making movies where the devil gets her pregnant and Woody Allen should go back to dressing up as a human sperm, please raise your hands....
• In America today ... we have Woody Allen, whose humor has become so sophisticated that nobody gets it any more except Mia Farrow.
  All those who think Mia Farrow should go back to making movies where the devil gets her pregnant and Woody Allen should go back to dressing up as a human sperm, please raise your hands....
• Here is the problem: for many years, the Supreme Court wrestled with the issue of pornography
  until finally Associate Justice John Paul Stevens came up with the famous quotation about how he couldn't define pornography, but he knew it when he saw it....