The Universe Is Expanding, But That Won't Help You Find A Parking Place.

The Universe Is Expanding, But That Won't Help You Find A Parking Place.

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The Universe is expanding, but that won't help you find a parking place.

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God isn't dead, He just couldn't find a parking place.
God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place.
Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy.
-- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)...
The universe is expanding." "What is that your business?" -- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall
Lemar's Parking Postulate: If you have to park six blocks away, you will find two new parking spaces right in front of the building entrance.