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• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Don Ameche: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W.C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....
• Her lies my wife, let her rest She is peaceful and quiet and its best For when she is not talking and such I am able to enjoy the day very much If she will stay here
  let her be If you disturb her, you'll see....
• One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl.
  ..I sat beside her. I said, "Hi," and she said, "Hi," and then I said, "Nice day, isn't it?...
• She thinks she loves you.
• A woman on the Fifth Avenue bus was being a nuisance.
  Every five minutes she'd pester the driver, "Are we on Riverside Drive yet?...
• Angels listen when she speaks: She 's my delight, all mankind's wonde
  But my jealous heart would break Should we live one day asunder....