If a course requires a prerequisite, a student will not have had it.
-- M. M. Johnston
-- M. M. Johnston
Related:
- If a student has to study, he will claim that the course is unfair.
M. M.... - An A is easily obtained if a student calls his instructor "Professor."
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M. M.... - Slightly deaf students will have instructors who mumble.
M. M.... - At five minutes before the hour, a student will ask a question requiring
a ten minute answer.
M. M.... - When a student actually does a homework problem, the instructor will
not ask for it.
M. M.... - Students who obtain an A for a course will claim that the instructor
is a great teacher.
M. M.... - During an exam, the pocket calculator battery will fail.
M. M.... - Exams will always contain questions not discussed in class.
M. M.... - He who can will. He who can't, will teach.
--
M. M....
From the same category:
- SMILEY
__/~'-'~\_/ line of thought isn't
quite a... - You will be divorced within
a year... - Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of earth,
And danced the skies on laughter silvered wings;
Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth... - Life is too short for traffic.
- Dan... - Anything worth doing is
worth...
