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  And game shows like Bowling for Food and Wheel of Torture....
• I'd like to be rich enough so that I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
  -- Andy Rooney, American author and television commentato...
• We delivered our child via natural childbirth, the procedure invented by a man named Lamaze--the Marquis de Lamaze, a disciple of Dr.
  Josef Mengele, who concluded that women could counteract the incredible pain of childbirth through breathing....
• Lisa: I made a new bar of soap by squeezing all our little soap slivers together!
  [holds up a multi-colored ball of soap slivers] Marge...
• Marge: According to this book, the monorail goes over 150 miles an hour!
  What if something goes wrong? Homer: "What if....
• Bring me my blue soap box. I want to make a speech.
• I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. -- Thomas Jefferso
• I like your taglines better than mine! Wanna swap?
• The more I know men, the better I like my cat.