A soap I could like better than my facial bar? Incredible!
Related:
- The Soviet Union has soap operas like One Day to Live and Search for All My
Children.
And game shows like Bowling for Food and Wheel of Torture... - I'd like to be rich enough so that I could throw soap away
after the letters are worn off.
Andy Rooney, American author and television... - We delivered our child via natural childbirth, the procedure invented by a
man named Lamaze-
the Marquis de Lamaze, a disciple of Dr. Josef Mengele... - Lisa: I made a new bar of soap by squeezing all our little soap
slivers together!
[holds up a multi-colored ball of soap slivers]... - Marge: According to this book, the monorail goes over 150 miles an hour!
What if something goes wrong? Homer: "What if." What... - Bring me my blue soap box.
I want to make a speech... - I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.
Thomas... - I like your taglines better than mine!
Wanna swap... - The more I know men,
the better I like my cat...
From the same category:
- A reverence for life does not require one to respect nature's
obvious mistakes.
Robert A.... - You deserve a PA1
today. . ... - Any soldier worth his salt should be antiwar. And still there are
things worth fighting for.
General H. Norman... - Potholes in the Information
Superhighway... - An aquarium is just interactive television
for cats...
