I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above
the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
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