I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack,

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• I'D LIKE TO BE BURIED INDIAN-STYLE, where they put you up on a high rack,
  above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites...
• I bet for an Indian, shooting a old fat pioneer woman in the back with an arrow,
  and she fires her shotgun into the ground as she falls...
• I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
  Deep Thoughts by Jack...
• Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground.
  You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock...
• If I was being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat.
  Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injection...
• If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadors came up to you and asked where the gold was,
  I don't think it would be a good idea to say, "I swallowed...
• I wish a robot would get elected President. That way,
  when he came to town, we could all take a shot at...
• I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the movie,
  then stick a big cactus plant onto you buttocks and...
• I think somebody should come up with a way to breed a very large shrimp.
  That way, you could ride him, then after you camped...