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• Let us see," the blind man said.
• I must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C'
• I had a virgin once. I had to go to Guatemala for her.
  She was blind in one eye, and she had a stuffed alligator that said, "Welcome to Miami Beach....
• PASCAL programmers are blind - they do not "C"!
• Scitum est inter caecos luscum regnare posse. (It is well known, that among the blind the one-eyed man is king.
  ) -- Gerard Didier Erasmus (c. 1465-1536)...
• I see!, said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
• Like I said, love wouldn't be so blind if the braille weren't so damned great!
  -- Armistead Maupi...
• Bart: Lis, everyone in town is acting like me. So why does it suck?
  Lisa: It's simple, Bart: you've defined yourself as a rebel, and in the absence of a repressive milieu your societal nature's been co- opted....
• My father said, "Mike, if you masturbate you'll go blind.
  I said, "Dad--I'm over here." -- Mike Binde...