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• We only ever had the one sun at home. I came from a planet called Earth you know.
  Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• I could have more fun in a cat litter. - Ford. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• They don't have sarcasm on Betelgeuse, and Ford Prefect often failed to notice it unless he was concentrating.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• So this is it," said Arthur, "we are going to die." "Yes," said Ford, "except.
  ..no! Wait a minute!" He suddenly lunged across the chamber at something behind Arthur's line of vision....
• We need a home run hitter, he said Baby Ruthlessly.
• Why not go mad? -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• And this is his sofa, is it? -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Dark, no light. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• I'm confused. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy