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• Mind, sir, or I shall take off my belt, and by thunder!
  my trousers will fall down. -- Mr Hardwood : Amy and Amiability...
• Don't worry, Mr.B. I have a cunning plan to solve the problem.
  Yes, Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head....
• And yes - I crave your strong, sinewy body. Well...
  you're only human. -- Amy and Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
• Well, there's Grand Duchess Sophia of Turin...we'll never get _her_ to marry him.
  Why not? Because she's _met_ him... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
• Baldrick! Thank you for introducing me to a genuinely new experience!
  What experience is that? Being pleased to see you... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Amy and Amiability...
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
• The Good Ship Enterprise" (to the tune of "The Good Ship Lollipop") On the good ship Enterprise Every week there's a new surprise Where the Romulans lurk And the Klingons often go berserk.
  Yes, the good ship Enterprise There's excitement anywhere it flies Where Tribbles play And Nurse Chapel never gets her way....
• You know the kind of girls I like. They've got to be lovers.
  ..laughers ...dancers... ...And bonkers... -- George and Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...