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• I am tolerant of your (fruitcake) beliefs.
• The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• Remembrance of Things Past": an enormous fruitcake laced with cyanide. -- Edward Abbey
• O'propriation: The inclusion of advertising, packaging, and entertainment jargon from earlier eras in everyday speech for ironic and/or comic effec
  Kathleen's Favorite Dead Celebrity party was tons o' fun" or "Dave really thinks of himself as a zany, nutty, wacky, and madcap guy, doesn't he?...
• Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
  And if I fail to learn this junk, I pray the Lord that I won't flunk....
• Grocer: He's, uh, talking to the ketchup, now. Burns is sure acting nutty.
  Supervisor: Maybe going broke and losing his plant destroyed his brain....
• If you sincerely desire a _truly_ well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and nutty.
  You need the balance! Your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road crap, twenty-four hours a day, _no matter what_....
• Bart eats a candy bar] Homer: Kids, your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very sticky, nutty, chewy, chocolatey -- put it away, boy!
  ituation. And your daddy has realized something very importa...