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• Marge: Homer, go easy on the alkyhol. Remember last year at the Winfields' party when you threw up in the laundry hamper?
  Homer: No. Marge: Mm. -- Homer starts getting tipsy, "War of the Simpso...
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Do you think you could be nice enough to your sister, Bart?
  Bart: Oh yeah, easy. Marge: You do love her don't you?...
• A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road.
  After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man that handled the snakes....
• 9 Very Unsuccessful Pick-up Lines: ---------------------------------- 1.
  Would you like to see my boa constrictor?" 2. "Is that a false nose?...
• Marge: Ooh! A punchbowl like that just screams good taste.
  Wouldn't it be perfect for the dinner party....
• That's a nice dress - could I talk you out of it? -- Pick up line