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• I am so optimistic about beef prices that I've just leased a pot roast with an option to buy.
• I have my wife on a 4 year lease with an option to buy.
• I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• I am perfectly sane, and so am I.
• I am schizophrenic, and so am I.
• Mustard's no good without roast beef. -- Chico Marx (1891-1961)