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• I am just slightly to the right of Vlad the Impale
• Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman.
  -- William F. Buckley, Jr. -- The Wit and Wisdom of Vlad the Impale...
• Blowout!: Vlad Tire
• That's entertainment! -- Vlaad the Impale
• Life's a beach!
• I'm a Bum...a BEACH Bum!
• Lifeguards do it on the beach.
• Life's a beach, and then you dive...
• Life's a beach, and then you drown.