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  Oh no! On own! On own! I need help. Oh, God help me!...
• All that I am my mother made me. -- John Quincy Adam
• I am GOD in here!
• When I was young I was sure of everything; in a few years, having been mistaken a thousand times, I was not half so sure of most things as I was before
  at present, I am hardly sure of anything but what God has revealed to me. -- John Wesley...
• Am I a ZAPF Dingbat? V^\_o^o_/^V
• CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w m o t i o n !!
• You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?
  Please wait until I am wrong. -- John von Neumann, on being phoned at 10 a.m....
• Quote #483 "You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?
  Please wait until I am wrong." -- John von Neumann [ on being phoned at 10 a.m.]...
• I tried ordering you, I tried punishing you, and God help me, I even tried reasoning with you.
  -- Homer, "Bart the Daredevil...