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• I found this tagline in the cat's litter box!
• CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here...
• To Smokers: If you smoke, may I rip a stinky in your face?
• I could have more fun in a cat litter. - Ford. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet.
  -- On the role of beauty and handsomeness in love -- Brian, age 7...
• Stinky is not a fantasy, he IS real. And I will find him! -- Stimpy
• I have my cat's permission to use the computer.
• How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Arnold, age 10...
• Homer: Maybe we did fake a kidnapping, but is that really such a crime?
  All your son wanted was a little attention, a little love....