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• How many Solamnic Knights -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  It doesn't matter. They can't see over the glare of their armour anyway....
• How many Muslims -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. If the light bulb has died, it is the will of Allah, and it would be blasphemy to attempt to change it....
• How many C++ programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  You're still thinking procedurally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you'd have to do is send a light bulb change message....
• How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Of course, as everyone knows, just five years ago all it took was a bunch of kids in a garage in Palo Alto to change a light bulb....
• How many poltergeists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to unscrew the old bulb and drop it on the floor, one to put the new bulb in, and one to move a few more things about just for good measure....
• How many drummers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  10. One to change the light bulb and the other 9 to discuss how John Bonham (or Steve Gadd) would have done it !...
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many gully dwarves -- does it take to change a light light bulb? What light bulb?
• How many Einsteins -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  That depends on the speed of the changer, and the mass of the bulb....