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• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many second violinists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they don't get up that high....
• How many medical students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They are too busy propping up the bar....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many Conservative economists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. "There is no need to change the light bulb. All the conditions for illumination are in place....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....
• How many Russian leaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold....
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just assimilate the bulb.