How Many Feminists -- Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to wait for a federal agency to send someone to screw it in....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It's sexual harassment to even SUGGEST jokingly on the net that a woman SCREW in anything....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels....
How many publishers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. But if the bulb IS replaced, the job will go to a minority or woman contractor....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seven. One to change the light bulb, three to protest the offense committed by the light bulb in regards to the socket, two to secretly wish they were the socket, and one to secretly wish she was the light bulb....
How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Feminists don't screw at all. That's what sperm banks are for!...
How many gay men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three, one to screw in an Art Deco bulb and two to shriek "Fabulous!...