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  Seventy-six, one to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest....
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• How many Contras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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  Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it....
• How many archaeologists does -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change it and two to argue about how old the old one is....
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