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• Nobody wins, slamming doors.
• A winner never quits. A quitter never wins.
• Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? -- Henry Ward Beeche
• Homer: Come on, come on, let's go. Bart: [as announcer] In the red trunks, with a record of 48 wins and no losses, the undisputed champ of the town, Battling Bart Simpson!
  [whistles] whoopee, wo wo wo! And in the lavender trunks, with a record of zero wins and 48 defeats....
• As well expect Nature to answer to your human values as to come into your house and sit in a chair.
  -- Henry Beston, The Outermost House...
• A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
• Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. -- Oliver Herford
• It's not who wins or loses, it's who keeps score.