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• Everything tastes more or less like chicken. -- Jeffery F. Chamberlai
• The big guys always win. -- Jeffrey F. Chamberlai
• 1) Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always.
  (3) Everything is sometimes. -- Langsam's Law...
• Langsam's Laws: (1) Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always. (3) Everything is sometimes.
• 1) If someone says he will do something without fail, he won't.
  (2) The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make....
• Ozman's Laws: (1) If someone says he will do something "without fail," he won't.
  (2) The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make....