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• Mother's board, Dad's a UNIX.
• eaker n. An individual hired to break into places in order to test their security
  analogous to tiger team. Compare samurai....
• iger team n. [U.S. military jargon] 1. Originally, a team (of sneakers) whose purpose is to penetrate security, and thus test security measures.
  These people are paid professionals who do hacker-type tricks, e....
• iger team: [U.S. military jargon] n. 1. Originally, a team whose purpose is to penetrate security, and thus test security measures.
  These people are paid professionals who do hacker-type tricks, e....
• Your mother codes in BASIC!
• Your Mother is a Ferrengi Ho!
• patch 1. n. A temporary addition to a piece of code, usually as a quick-and-dirty remedy to an existing bug or misfeature.
  A patch may or may not work, and may or may not eventually be incorporated permanently into the program....
• UNIX: An operating system only a mother could love. -- Paul Beck
• Homer: Hey! We could be a team... [at the counter] Excuse me, but my _team_ is ready to bowl.
  Kid: You're short one person. Homer: [seeing Otto] Uh, that longhaired freak's bowled with us for years....