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• Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right, that's it, Home
  either Burns goes, or Moe goes. Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat with my name in place of Moe's name....
• Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here. Barney
  You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers....
• Moe: Hello. Homer: Moe, what are you doing here? Moe
  What? What, a bartender can't come by and say hi to his best customer?...
• Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things, with all due respect for their breakfast.
  I wonder why it is that toast always falls on the buttered side," said one....
• Marge: I'm sorry I had to arrest you, Homer, but what I did was right.
  Some day when you really need it you'll be happy there are dedicated cops like me out there....
• Wana know what they say about you, .....Hummm...
• Homer: Say, what's going on? Hank: I'm having a little trouble with the government.
  Homer: Oh, those jerks always walking over the small businessman....
• Sometimes they write what I say and not what I mean.
  -- Pedro Guerrero, baseball player, on reporte...
• Tex: Why don't you talk it over with your family?
  Homer: Because they might say no....