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• Arthur's Laws of Love: (1) People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of someone else.
  (2) The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the mail long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person....
• 1) People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of someone else.
  (2) The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the mail long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person....
• 1. People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of someone else.
  2. The love letter you finally got the courage to send will be delayed in the mail long enough for you to make a fool of yourself in person....
• If at first you don't succeed, try someone else.
• Heid's Law of Lines: No matter how early you arrive, someone else is in line first.
• Happiness and good fortune inevitably happen to someone else.