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• If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.
• Most of us spend the first 6 days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
  -- Fred Alle...
• Perhaps Dundee's wild-warbling measures rise, Or plaintive Martyrs, worthy of the name.
  -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- The Cotter's Saturday Nigh...
• Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. -- Woody Alle
• When did my wild oats turn to shredded wheat?
• Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.
  -- Karl Lehenbaue...
• Get a life! -- Saturday Night Live
• SMILEY _______ student EEG on Saturday nigh
• It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half of one's lifetime and expect to harvest a valuable crop in the second half.
  -- Percy Johnsto...