Bisexuality Immediately Doubles Your Chances For A Date On Saturday Night. -- Woody Alle

Bisexuality Immediately Doubles Your Chances For A Date On Saturday Night. -- Woody Alle

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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
-- Woody Allen

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