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• Hillary Clinton's favorite breakfast? Shredded wheat.
• Turning our seed-wheat-kennel tares, To burn-grain thistle, and to vaporie darnel, Cockle, wild oats, rough burs, corn-cumbring Tares.
  -- Du Bartas (1544-1590) -- Divine Weekes and Workes, Second Week, First Day, Part iii...
• If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.
• You knew it would have to come to this, I am sure, but Oliver North will only eat one kind of breakfast food
  Shredded Wheat!...
• Farmer's Credo: Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- on Sunday pray for crop failure.
• I cannot draw a cart, nor eat wild oats; if it be a man's work I will do it.
  -- William Shakespeare...
• When I knead my friends, they turn their backs.
• Food will be scarce; you will have to scavenge. Learn to recognize foods that will be available after the bomb
  mashed potatoes, shredded wheat, tossed salad, ground beef, etc....