Farmer's Credo: Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- on
Sunday pray for crop failure.
Sunday pray for crop failure.
Related:
- If you sow your wild oats,
hope for a crop failure... - Most of us spend the first 6 days of each week sowing wild oats,
then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop... - Perhaps Dundee's wild-warbling measures rise,
Or plaintive Martyrs,
worthy of the name. -- Robert Burns (1759-1796) ... - Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody... - When did my wild oats turn to shredded
wheat... - Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday,
you will not finish folding it until after midnight... - Get a life!
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Saturday Night... - SMILEY
_______ student EEG on
Saturday... - It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half
of one's lifetime and expect to harvest a valuable crop in the second half.
Percy...
From the same category:
- Ettorre's Observation
The other line moves
faster... - Spark's Third Rule for Managers: Speak with authority;
however, expound only on the obvious and proven facts... - Spark's Second Rule for Managers:
Attempt to be seen with important people... - Ninety-ninety Rule of Project Schedules
The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety
percent of the time,
and the last ten percent takes the other ninety... - Law of Human Quirks:
Everyone wants to be noticed but no one wants to be...
