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• Law of Gifts: You get the most of what you need the least.
• You get the most of what you need the least. -- Law of Gif
• Shapiro's Law of Reward: The one who does the least work will get the most credit.
• Perlsweig's Law: People who can least afford to pay rent have to.
  People who can most afford to pay rent build up equity....
• Quile's Consultation Law: The job that pays the most will be offered when there is no time to deliver the services.
• That device requiring the most service will be least accessable.
  -- The RPCISPE's Fifteenth Universal Law...
• An OS/2 professional visits a seminar for Windows 95.
  During the practice lesson Bill Gates asks him: "What do you like about Windows95?...
• For in religion as in friendship, they who profess most are ever the least sincere. -- Sherida
• The one who does the least work always gets the most credit.