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• Shapiro's Law of Reward: The one who does the least work will get the most credit.
• How many Purdue engineering students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, and he gets three credit-hours for it....
• An honest executive is one who shares the credit with the person who did all the work.
• How many NCAA basketball players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it....
• No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
  -- Anon. Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing....
• Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
• None of our men are "experts." We have most unfortunately found it necessary to get rid of a man as soon as he thinks himself an expert -- because no one ever considers himself expert if he really knows his job.
  A man who knows a job sees so much more to be done than he has done, that he is always pressing forward and never gives up an instant of thought to how good and how efficient he is....
• None of our men are "experts." We have most unfortunately found it necessary to get rid of a man as soon as he thinks himself an expert -- because no one ever considers himself expert if he really knows his job.
  A man who knows a job sees so much more to be done than he has done, that he is always pressing forward and never gives up an instant of thought to how good and how efficient he is....