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• Drew's Law of Professional Practice: The client who pays you the least complains the most.
• There was a time, not too long ago, when a person ordered $
  75 in groceries, and ordered the truck to deliver these to the restaurant that person owned!...
• Weaver's Law: When several reporters share a cab on an assignment, the reporter in the front seat pays for all.
• Johnson's First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.
• When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.
  -- Johnson's First Law...