Related:

• Deal's First Law of Sailing: The amount of wind will vary inversely with the number and experience of the people you take on board.
• The amount of wind varies inversely with the number and experience of the crew.
  -- Deal's Sailing Law...
• The wind is so strong you have difficulty moving.
• No matter how carefully you shop for an item, once bought, it will be on sale elsewhere cheaper.
  -- Lewis's Law...
• With strong east Indian accent:) Hello, you have reached the existential hotline of Ransheesh.
  I am currently meditating, but if you leave your name and which lifeline you are currently inhabiting at the sound of the Om, I will send good karma waves and contact you when the stars align properly....
• The Wind is too strong - You get blown away!
• Bromberg's Second Law of Auto Repair: No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end up covered with grease and motor oil.
• You have reached the number you have dialed. Please leave a message after the beep.
  -- Answering machine madness - brevity...
• If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable. -- Seneca (the Younger)