Cafeteria Law: The item you had your eye on the minute you
walked in will be taken by the person in front of you.
walked in will be taken by the person in front of you.
Related:
- The item you had your eye on the minute you walked in will be
taken by the person in front of you.
The Cafeteria... - The "CONSUMER REPORT" on the item will come out a week after you buy the item.
Beryl's... - You know you've been sitting in front of your Lisp
machine too long when you go out to the junk food machine... - Beryl's Law: The "Consumer Report" on the item will come out a
week after you've made your purchase.
Corollaries: 1. The one you bought will be rated... - Being a doormat gets you
walked on... - If a person deceives you once, shame on that person.
If a person deceives you twice, shame on you! For... - If your behind is in front,
you turned around... - You must dine in our cafeteria.
You can eat dirt cheap there!!!... - Paulg's Law: In America, it's not how much an item costs,
it's how much you save...
