1. When the need arises, any tool or object closest to you
becomes a hammer.
2. No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end up
covered with grease and motor oil.
3. When necessary, metric and inch tools can be used
interchangeably.
-- Bromberg's Laws of Automotive Repair
becomes a hammer.
2. No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end up
covered with grease and motor oil.
3. When necessary, metric and inch tools can be used
interchangeably.
-- Bromberg's Laws of Automotive Repair
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