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• Bromberg's Second Law of Auto Repair: No matter how minor the task, you will inevitably end up covered with grease and motor oil.
• Bromberg's First Law of Auto Repair: When the need arises, the tool or object closest to you becomes a hammer.
• 1. If you can get to the faulty part, you don't have the tool to get it off.
  2. If you can get the part off, the parts house will have it back-ordered....
• Campbell's First Law of Automotive Repair: If you can get to the faulty part, you won't have the tool to get it off.
• Extended Epstein-Heisenberg Principle In an R & D orbit, only 2 of the existing 3 parameters can be defined simultaneously.
  The parameters are: task, time and resources ($...
• Laws of Gardening 1) Other people's tools work only in other people's yards.
  2) Fanzy gizmos don't work. 3) If nobody uses it, there's a reason....
• The Three Laws of Infernal Dynamics: 1. An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
  2. An object at rest will always be in the wrong place....
• Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics: (1) An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
  (2) An object at rest will always be in the wrong place....