Murphy's First Law for Husbands: If you run into an old
girlfriend -- no matter how innocently -- your wife will know
about it before you get home.
girlfriend -- no matter how innocently -- your wife will know
about it before you get home.
Related:
- Murphy's Third Law for Husbands:
The gifts you buy your wife are never as appropriate... - Murphy's Second Law for Husbands: The first time you go out
after your wife's birthday,
you will see the gift you gave her marked down fifty... - Murphy's Fourth Law for Husbands:
Your wife's stored possessions will always be on top... - Grampa: All right, son, I'll sell this dump and write you a check.
Homer: Dad, first you gave me life, now you've given... - A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college,
taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company... - My girlfriend's father died of throat trouble. They hung him.
He used to work in a bank. But no matter how much... - No name, no matter how simple, can be correctly understood
over the phone.
Murphy's Twenty-First... - If you want to know how old a man is,
ask his brother-in-law... - If you want to know how old a woman is,
ask her sister-in-law...
From the same category:
- Baruch's Observation: If all you have is a hammer,
everything looks like a nail... - Universal Equine Equation: At any particular time,
there are more horse's asses in the world than horses... - Weinberg's Law
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote
programs,
then the first woodpecker that came along would... - Ballance's Law of Relativity:
How long a minute is depends on which side of the... - Collin's Conference Principle:
The speaker with the most monotonous voice speaks...
