Related:

• Murphy's Third Law for Husbands: The gifts you buy your wife are never as appropriate as the gifts your neighbor buys his wife.
• May your possessions never tempt another to steal.
• Murphy's First Law for Husbands: If you run into an old girlfriend -- no matter how innocently -- your wife will know about it before you get home.
• Your temper is one of your more valuable possessions. Don't lose it.
• Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. -- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book
• Murphy's Second Law for Husbands: The first time you go out after your wife's birthday, you will see the gift you gave her marked down fifty percent.
  Corollary: If she's with you, she'll assume you chose it because it was cheap....
• Ryan's Application of Parkinson's Law: Possessions increase to fill the space available for their storage.
• Possessions increase to fill the space available for their storage.
  -- Ryan's Application of Parkinson's Law...
• Possessions create pain.