Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#13) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.

Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#13)

Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill
out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.

Question 13: Which of the following new Microsoft products do you plan on
buying within the next 6 months?

A. Windows For Babies(tm) - Using an enhanced "click-n-drool" interface,
babies will be able to learn how to use a Wintel computer, giving them
a head start in living in a Microsoft-led world.

B. Where In Redmond Is Carmen Sandiego?(tm) - The archvillian Sandiego has
stolen the Windows source code and must be stopped before she can
publish it on the Net.

C. ActiveKeyboard 2000(tm) - An ergonomic keyboard that replaces useless
keys like SysRq and Scroll Lock with handy keys like "Play Solitaire"
and "Visit Microsoft.com".

D. Visual BatchFile(tm) - An IDE and compiler for the MS-DOS batch file
language. MSNBC calls it "better than Perl".