Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#5)
Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill
out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 5: Where do you want to go today?(tm)
A. To Washington, D.C. to meet Janet Reno and cuss her out for persecuting
Microsoft
B. To Redmond, WA to take a tour of the Microsoft campus
C. To the software store to purchase a new piece of Microsoft software
D. To my local school district to convince the administration to upgrade
the Macintoshes in the computer labs to Wintel systems
E. I don't know about myself, but I'd like to see so-called "consumer
advocates" like Ralph Nader go to Hell.
Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill
out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 5: Where do you want to go today?(tm)
A. To Washington, D.C. to meet Janet Reno and cuss her out for persecuting
Microsoft
B. To Redmond, WA to take a tour of the Microsoft campus
C. To the software store to purchase a new piece of Microsoft software
D. To my local school district to convince the administration to upgrade
the Macintoshes in the computer labs to Wintel systems
E. I don't know about myself, but I'd like to see so-called "consumer
advocates" like Ralph Nader go to Hell.
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