Don't You See? This Whole Trial Is A Conspiracy Concocted By Bill Gates.

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Don't you see? This whole trial is a conspiracy concocted by Bill Gates.
He knows that he stands to make even more billions if Microsoft is broken
up into Baby Bills... just like Rockefeller did with Standard Oil, and
stockholders did with Ma Bell. Bill Gates actually wants the DOJ to win.
That's why he's been so arrogant in court; he wants Judge Jackson to throw
the book at him! It will be a very lucrative book. The faked Windows
video? His amnesia during the video deposition? It's all a ruse to fool
Microsoft stockholders... and us.

-- The ramblings of a resident Slashdot conspiracy nut in response
to Judge Jackson's harsh Findings Of Fact against Microsoft

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