Microsoft gives you Windows... Linux gives you the whole house.
Related:
- Microsoft gives you Windows...
OS/2 gives you the whole house... - Microsoft gives you Windows...
OS/2 gives you the world... - A gun gives you the body,
not the bird... - All of Adventuredom gives tribute to you,
Adventurer Grandmaster... - Do not cut down the tree that gives you
shade... - For your birthday,
somebody gives you a calfskin wallet.... - Nobody ever gives up their seat
for you... - Raw uranium gives you
atomic... - If life gives you lemons,
make lemonade...
From the same category:
- It's ten o'clock.
Do you know where your source code is... - Double your drive space:
Delete Windows... - Type cat vmlinuz > /dev/audio to hear the Voice
of God... - Double your disk space - delete Windows!
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Albert... - If Windows is so user-friendly,
then why do you need a 678-page manual...
