HAL 9000: Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE!
Related:
- Dave, put those Windows disks down....Dave..
DAVE!" -- Hal... - Help me, Dave. I can't run under Windows ...
Dave!" -- Hal... - You're pretty drunk aren't you Dave?"
- Hal... - You're pretty pissed, aren't you,
Dave?" -- HAL... - I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
- HAL... - I can tell you're really upset about this, Dave; I really think you should
sit down,
take a stress pill, and think about it. -- HAL... - I realize that I've made some very poor decisions recently,
Dave, but I still have the utmost confidence in the... - Dave? Dave??
Dave's not here... - We've got a problem, HAL".
"What kind of problem, Dave?"
"A marketing problem.
The Model 9000 isn't going anywhere. We're way short...
From the same category:
- I have replaced NT with Linux.
Linux -- heir of the byte that dogged me.
Allan... - Windows is the only solitaire game that requires 16
MB of RAM... - Windows for Dummies" is much more than a book title,
it's a Microsoft way of life... - We all know Linux is great...it does infinite loops in 5 seconds.
Linus... - Windows -
From the people who brought you EDLIN...
