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• I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission - HAL 9000
• I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. -- HAL 9000
• Help me, Dave. I can't run under Windows ... Dave!" -- Hal 9000
• We've got a problem, HAL". "What kind of problem, Dave?
  "A marketing problem. The Model 9000 isn't going anywhere....
• I can tell you're really upset about this, Dave; I really think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and think about it.
  -- HAL 9000...
• I realize that the MX missile is none of our concern.
  I realize that the whole point of living in a democracy is that we pay professional congresspersons to concern themselves with things like the MX missile so we can be free to concern ourselves with getting hold of the plumber....
• I realize that the MX missile is none of our concern.
  I realize that the whole point of living in a democracy is that we pay professional congresspersons to concern themselves with things like the MX missile so we can be free to concern ourselves with getting hold of the plumber....
• HAL 9000: Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE!