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• Bart: Why, hello, Mrs. Bush! Barbara: Hi, Bart! Mr.
  Bush is upstairs napping. Bart: You know, your husband's awful grumpy....
• Homer: Oh, man: I've only got one minute 'till they stop serving those breakfast balls!
  [stops behind Bush at the drive thru] George...
• Bart: Who's that, George? George: That's me with Charlton Heston.
  He was -- Bart: Who's that, George? George: Er -- see, you wouldn't know him....
• Marge: President Bush is driving on our lawn! He must be lost.
  Homer: [threatening] He's not lost. Bart: Looks like we're experiencing some blowback from the wig offensive....
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• Barbara: I really feel awful about your lawn, Marge.
  George can be so stubborn when he thinks he's right....
• George: [sighs] Just going to relax with my "U.S. News and World Whatnot".
  [opens magazine] Oh, good: they're roasting the new guy....
• Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
  Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points....
• Marge: Homer [knocks again] Homer, why aren't you at work?
  Homer: The car won't start. I don't feel very good today....