Homer: All right, his story checks out. Marge, would you love me more
if I were President? 'Cause I'll do it if it'll make you happy.
Marge: Homey, as long as you keep the car full of gas, I'm happy.
[kisses him]
Homer: Well, you can always depend on that.
[looks furtively out the window at the car]
-- Most of the time, anyway, "Two Bad Neighbors"
if I were President? 'Cause I'll do it if it'll make you happy.
Marge: Homey, as long as you keep the car full of gas, I'm happy.
[kisses him]
Homer: Well, you can always depend on that.
[looks furtively out the window at the car]
-- Most of the time, anyway, "Two Bad Neighbors"
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[runs to the yard]
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