Kirk: What makes you guys so special? Homer: Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broken:

Kirk: What makes you guys so special?

Homer: Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broken: a
strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine.

A Milhouse Divided

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