Kirk: What makes you guys so special?
Homer: Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broken: a
strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine.
A Milhouse Divided
Homer: Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broken: a
strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine.
A Milhouse Divided
Related:
- Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me.
Kirk: Well, how do you know? What makes you so special... - Kirk: Singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want.
Today I drank a beer in the bathroom. Homer... - Homer: Well, I think that went pretty well.
[outside,
Luanne speeds away, leaving Kirk behind] Kirk: [to... - Marge: Homer!
Homer: What?!
Marge: Are you ready?
Homer:
Just gotta put my shoes on! [Homer is in his... - Homer: It's a second wedding, honey. Our first one was so crummy,
I had to make it up to you. I really love you... - Homer: Marge, will you marry me?
Marge: Why? Am I pregnant?
The best reason of all, "A Milhouse... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: I feel terrible. The Van Houtens split up at our party.
Homer: Marge, please, that was twenty minutes ago.... - Luanne: I want a divorce!
[everyone gasps]
Kirk:
[surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute]...
